Inspired

So Erica inspired me to share how I think different conversations would go with family and some friends thrown in. Although I may not be as brilliant as she was in her completely original and sadly true post.

*ahem*

Me: *bawling* I'M DYING!

Erica: *rolls eyes* Quit being so dramatic...I am dying before you and do you see me bawling?

Everyone else: *mass hysteria*

The End!


BAHAHAHAHA Epic isn't it?



All in all I think I did a pretty good job.

Not so Merry Xmas

Well holidays always make me wanna die anyhow, but today was extra special. I was doing a random survey on myspace when it asked a simple question. If you had 3 months to live, would you be scared?

Well origionally I said no, then I started thinking, I'd only be scared if everyone knew I was dying but noone really cared. Then I started thinking of sitting my family down and telling them that i had 3 months to live. Which of course led me to start imagining thier reactions, which inspired this gem of a script.

It is meant to be funny, but if any members of my family are insulted, well then that prolly means its truer than i intended it to be, so no apologies either way.

Me"Ok guys i've got 3 months to live"

Cousins: "Oh im sorry, that , you know, sucks. Umm well we're gonna miss you"

Sister1: "I'm want your ipod"

Sister2: "Pikachu!"

Brother1: "Die you Motherf*cker!!! Aw man sorry i have no idea what ur talking about i was totally pwning this noob on COD. Whats the deal?"

Brother2: "Darwin would call this survival of the fittest, you see when... (keeps talking)"

Gma: "You know what? We should have a party before she leaves,you know get everyone together one last time"

Aunt 1: "Well the girls have school and thier dancing so we're pretty much booked till the end of March"

Me: "Uh yea ill pretty much be dead by then"

Aunt 2: "And my kids have soccer, music and art so we are busy as well"

Gma: "Well maybe just a small lunch on sunday"

Aunt 1: "Choir practice"

Gma: "Brunch on saturday?"

Aunt 2: "Soccer games"

Gma: "What about on Erica's brithday, thats usually a good time for a party?"

Family (in unison): "When's her birthday?"

Gma: "Hmm, good point. Well i guess no party then"

Dad: "Whoa i have a daughter?"

Mom: "You know Erica i told you this would happen"

Me: "You mean me developing a random illness that will kill me in three months? How on earth could you have known that"

Mom: "Well i told you not to get sick"

Me: "Right, i forgot, not get sick, didnt realize it was so simple"

Step-dad: "Dont have sex"

Me: "Wait what does that have to do with anything?"

Sister1: "Hey i totally just lost my job!"

Gma: "We should throw her a party, get the whole family together to celebrate her unemployment"

Family (in unison): "Hell yea, lets party B**chs!!"

Dad: " Whoa, i have TWO daughters???!!"

Me: "I welcome death"

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Sister2: "Pikachu"

CHRISTMAS

Oh yes watching ELF with the parentals is pretty awesome especially when I know like every line of that movie.
Fun day today with opening presents and seeing friends and making awesome memories and the day isn't even done yet!

BAM WHAT A YEAR!

Let it NOT snow

Snow is beautiful. Its white and soft and makes awesome crunchy noises when you step on it. But when you wake up everyday and all you see is white, well, snow stops being so pretty. There are stages to the hatred of snow.

Stage 1: Snow is beautiful, a gift from God. It makes everything look white and pure. It's like little pieces of heaven drifting down from the sky.

Stage 2: Snow is pretty cool. Dang that crunchy sound never gets old! Lets make snow angels and have a snowball fight!

Stage 3: Snow is alright. Toes and hands are kinda cold but I'm having fun, just gotta hang my socks and gloves up by the fire.

Stage 4: Snow is nice............. to look at.

Stage 5: Gosh damn it would it stop snowing already!!! I cant feel my toes, my fingers are falling off and my face has been frozen this way for 5 days!!!!

I miss my Seester

Even though Erica can drive me up a wall sometimes and although we have in the past actually gotten so riled up we have physically gotten into some tussles...I still really miss her. I think this being apart is really kinda working wonders for our relationship seeing as we actually are being like most sisters now with talking about guys and how we feel and I am pretty sure if we were together now we would be braiding each other's hair and sharing clothes....If I knew how to braid and if I could fit in her clothes. *sigh*

If you all haven't noticed Erica and I are pretty much amazing on our own but together we are pure awesome incarnate. Okay so maybe we aren't exactly God's gift to humanity, but we are at LEAST a perk I like to think. You know like..."Hey welcome to Earth. To provide you some entertainment while you are here I have provided these two sisters to bring a smile to your face everyday." Yes I am incredibly retarded and I have thought this out. Erica and I have this following you see...made up really of those people called our friends, but for the life of me I can't figure out why they all like the two of us so much so I figured that it HAD to be some kind of divine providence or something. Seperately everyone loves us as individuals, but together we are a powerful force of hilarity that not even we can resist. You wanna test that theory? Meet us in person one time and within five seconds you will totally understand.

Erica I am incredibly blessed to have you as a sister and even though we have ahd our many MANY differences over the years I love you and I always will. Thank you for being my sister!

P.S.-I put only the best pictures of us up...you know...for posterity.