Things I did:
-Cook nasty food
-Went to the Zoo
-Arts & Crafts with the girls
-Fell asleep at 8:30pm
Things I learned:
-Anacondas can sleep underwater
-Moving water does not freeze no matter how cold it is
-American DVDs do not work in Swiss DVD players
-Arts & Crafts + Children = WTF was i thinking
-When you find a 7 yr old surrounded by a pile of laundry, its best not to ask questions
Conversations with myself:
1) "Whoa how did he get in here?"
" IDK, wow, did you even hear him come in?"
"No, i didnt even hear the keypad"
"He's like a ninja"
3hrs later
"Whoa she got in here with no noise either"
"Maybe they are both ninjas"
"Maybe Switzerland has a secret ninja training program"
"Sweet"
2) At the zoo
"Why is the one buck seperated from all the other females"
"It's cuz he's such a stud haha they couldn't keep the ladies off him"
"haha Seriously, but really hes totally gay."
"Yea! and he got so tired of all the ladies being all over him that he went up to management and was like "I demand my own pen or i am like sooo outa here" haha"
3)When faced with the Swiss equivelent of a Ding Dong after not having eaten
"Well, I'll just eat it for sustenance, you know, to keep me going"
"You have plenty enough to keep you going."
"Well, yea but that doesn't stop me from wanting to know what it tastes like."
Thoughts of the day:
-I was never good at arts and crafts as a kid, what makes me think id do any better now?
-Hot Cheetos were sent from the gods
-There is only one God and I ask him to not smite me for me last statement
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