If I were an action figure

If I were an action figure my catch phrase would be: Fetch!, WOOT WOOT, Sweet deal, LOL (sorry Conor I stole yours!), True that sister yo!, Nice, You know?, sad day, and I'm so ghetto fly it ain't even funny
If I were an action figure I would come packaged with: A cell phone, a laptop, digital camera, ipod, a mini Book of Mormon, and lots and lots of sarcasm!
If I were an action figure my dream house would be: Most likely it would come messy hahaha but the action figure would know where everything was as long as no one decided to clean up
If I were an action figure the jobs I would have would be: A teacher, a photographer, stand-up comedian, and world dominator
If I were an action figure my car would be: A white Ford taurus with license plates saying NERDIA
If I were an action figure would you have to buy my friends?: Does the sun rise in the morning? YES!! and they would come with a map to show where they live haha
If I were an action figure my clothes would consist of: Some decent sunday clothes and a TON of black hoodies, jeans, t-shirts, and flip flops
If I were an action figure I wouldn't need: any assembly...and there would be no way to change me haha
If I were an action figure I would need: constant supervision...and NEVER leave me alone with those RM action figures... XD ever!
If I were an action figure these seperate play scenes wuold be available: A standard church building (complete with baptismal font), A college campus, a classroom where I teach, of course my dream house, and pop up state scenes for my many travels!
If I were an action figure I would fight against: the forces of stupidity